In this episode…

Dr. Steve tests out his newly finished secret device while Dr. Floyd get huge news!

EPISODE #810
EPISODE TITLE: “The Key To Success!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• Mayor Marjorie Pennypacker – Vanessa Whitney
• The Newsboy – Jonah Goldman

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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In this episode…

Dr. Steve and Fidgert meet Benjamin Banneker and begin to carry out their evil plot! Will Dr. Floyd, Dr. Grant & C.H.I.P.S. make it in time to thwart them?

EPISODE #809
EPISODE TITLE: “Stealing Time!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• Benjamin Banneker - Jordan Black

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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Dr. Steve continues work on his evil plans to get rid of Dr. Floyd! Meanwhile things get noisy over at Dr. Floyd’s secret lab!

EPISODE #808
EPISODE TITLE: “One Door Opens!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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In this episode…

Dr. Floyd, Dr. Grant and C.H.I.P.S. desperately try to get onto the MGM Studios Lot to catch up with Dr. Steve and Fidgert who are on a mission to find Hedy Lamarr!

EPISODE #807
EPISODE TITLE: “Not Just Another Pretty Face!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• Hedy Lamarr – Jackie Kashian
• MGM Security Guard – Chris Sheets

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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As a bonus, each episode includes an interview with Ranger Craig Glassner who is a Park Ranger on Alcatraz Island! Get your own key to Alcatraz Island by Clicking Here!

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While Dr. Floyd, Dr. Grant and C.H.I.P.S. discuss the finer points of space travel, Dr. Steve begins work on a dastardly plan and Fidgert, unknowingly, helps him through his creative block!

EPISODE #806
EPISODE TITLE: “Hurry To Hollywood”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• MGM Security Guard – Chris Sheets

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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What happens when a Frog’s car breaks down?

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Dr. Steve & Fidgert try to figure out a way to get off The Rock! They run into someone who may be able to help but will there be any honor among theives? This episode also includes a special Learning More After The Episode segment with Part 2 of out talk with Ranger Craig Glassner who is a Park Ranger on Alcatraz Island! Get your own key to Alcatraz Island by Clicking Here!

EPISODE #805
EPISODE TITLE: “Inmates AZ0405 & AZ0405 1/2!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• Frank Morris – J. Elvis Weinstein

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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Dr. Steve and Fidgert are headed to San Francisco to swipe the keys to Alcatraz Island! Dr. Floyd, Dr. Grant and C.H.I.P.S. are right behind them and Dr. Floyd comes up with a solution to ALL their problems! This episode also includes a special Learning More After The Episode segment where we talk with Ranger Craig Glassner who is a Park Ranger on Alcatraz Island! Get your own key to Alcatraz Island by Clicking Here!

EPISODE #804
EPISODE TITLE: “Between The Rock And A Hard Place!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• Warden Olin G. Blackwell – Frank Conniff

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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Dr. Floyd, Dr. Grant and C.H.I.P.S. have come across some strange happenings in Saddle River City! They figure out it must be due to Dr. Steve and wait till you hear what they have to do to defeat his evil plan!

EPISODE #803
EPISODE TITLE: “Fighting Choir With Choir!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Floyd – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Dr. Grant – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• C.H.I.P.S. – Moira Quirk
• Mrs. Dunlop – Donna Kimball
• Agnes The Barista & Various Townsfolk – Alison Mork

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

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(Sings)
Well, you got trouble my friend, right here,
I say trouble right here in Boston city.
Why sure I’m a book reader certainly mighty proud to say it always mighty proud to say it.
I consider the hours I spend with a book in my hand are golden.
Help you cultivate a big brain, common sense and a mind’s eye.
You ever try to put down a suspense novel when you’re only a chapter from the end?

But just as I say it takes gumption, brains and cognition to finish a well written book,
I say that any dweeb can go and check out a book from the library
And I call that sloth!
The first big step on the road to degra…
I say, first it’s little three page early reader,
Then a full blown chapter book.

And the next thing you know your son is reading for pleasure in his free time.
Listening to some smarty pants librarian hearing’er talk about a new kind of book.
Not a regular kind of book, no, a book without any pictures at all
Like to see some stuck up library boy finishin’ War and Peace make your blood boil?

Well I should say. Now friends let me tell you what I mean.
You got two, four, six, eight, nine, ten
Dewey Classifications
Those classifaction mark the difference between an gentleman and geek
With a capitol G, that rhymes with B and stands for book.

And all week long your Boston City youth’ll be readerin’
I say our young men will be readerin’!
Readerin’ away their noontime, suppertime, choretime too!
Gotta read one more chapter
Nevermind getting rooms cleaned, or the homework done or the laundry folded!
Never mind buying any gifts till their parents are left
with their hands empty on their birthday night and that’s trouble!
Oh yes we got lots and lots of trouble!

I’m thinking of the kids in the playpens
Sweet faces young one peeking in the Library Door after school.

Ya got trouble, folks right here in Boston City.
Trouble with a capital T that rhymes with B and that stands for Book!

Now I know all you folks are the right kind of parents.
I’m gonna be perfectly frank.
Would you like to know what kind of conversations go on after they finish their latest book?
They’ll be talkin ’bout Characters, Talkin bout Setting,
Talking ’bout Literary devices like Scholoarly fiends.
Then braggin all about how their gonna write out a book report just for the fun of it.
One fine night, they’ll leave the Library headed for the campus at the college!
Fraternity Men! Sorority women and Credit Card applications that’ll drag your son, your Daughter,
To a debt the likes of which no man has seen yet!
MasHysteria!
Friends the lerned brain is the devils playground!
Trouble!

TOWSFOLK
Oh we got trouble!

DR. STEVE
Right here in Boston City!

TOWNSFOLK
Right here in Boston city!

DR. STEVE
With a capitol T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Book!

TOWNSFOLK
That stands for book!

DR. STEVE
We surely got trouble!

TOWNSFOLK
We surely got trouble!

DR. STEVE
Right here in Boston City!

TOWNSFOLK
Right here!

DR. STEVE
Got figure out a way to keep our children dumbed down after school!

TOWNSFOLK
Our children’s children gonna have trouble! Trouble…trouble…trouble….(repeat)

DR. STEVE (spoken)
Mothers of river city! Heed that warning before it’s too late! Watch for the tell tale signs of corruption. The minute your son leaves the house, does he slip on a pair of new reading glasses? Are there newsprint stains on his index finger? A book mark hidden in the corn crib? Is he memorizing words out of Roget’s Thesaurus? Are certain phrases creeping into his vocabulary? Phrases like, “It was the best of times.” and “Happily ever after?” Well if so my friends…
(sings)
You got trouble!

TOWSFOLK
Oh we got trouble!

DR. STEVE
Right here in Boston City!

TOWNSFOLK
Right here in Boston city!

DR. STEVE
With a capitol T and that rhymes with B and that stands for Book!

TOWNSFOLK
That stands for book!

DR. STEVE
We surely got trouble!

TOWNSFOLK
We surely got trouble!

DR. STEVE
Right here in Boston City!

TOWNSFOLK
Right here!

DR. STEVE
Remember that there’s no one thinks that reading is cool!

TOWNSFOLK
Our children’s children gonna have trouble!

DR. STEVE
Oh ho we’ve got trouble, we’re in terrible, terrible trouble, closing down the library deserves a second look!

TOWNSFOLK
Second look!

DR. STEVE
Oh yes we’ve got trouble, trouble, trouble

TOWNSFOLK
Oh yes we’ve got trouble here, we’ve got big, big trouble.

DR. STEVE
With a T!

TOWNSFOLK
With a capitol T!

DR. STEVE
Gotta rhyme it with B!

TOWNSFOLK
That rhymes with B.

DR. STEVE
And that stands for book!

TOWNSFOLK
That stands for book!

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In order to begin to understand why Dr. Steve shot Dr. Floyd with some sort of mysterious weapon, we need to go back in time to right after the close of season 7! Join us back here in two weeks for Episode #803!

EPISODE #802
EPISODE TITLE: “A City Corrupted!”
WRITTEN BY: Grant Baciocco
RECORDED AT: Dr. Floyd Studios, Burbank, CA

REGULAR CAST:

• Mr. Narrator – Himself
• Dr. Steve – Himself
• Fidgert – Himself

SPECIAL GUESTS:

• Mrs. Dunlop – Donna Kimball
• Various Townsfolk – Alison Mork

MUSIC BY: Jody Whitesides

VOICEMAIL LINE: (818) 332-3053 – Please get your parent’s permission before calling!

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