SONG “One Meatball!” By Dr. Steve & Fidgert
April 9th, 2006 • Related • Filed Under
New Episode arrives tomorrow night! In the meantime, a musical interlude!
A version of the classic “One Meatball” Written By Lou Singer and Hy Zaret (Argosy Music Corp).
Arrangement By Grant Baciocco. – Call and leave us a message – (818) 332-3053
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Comment by Eliza Holis on 10 July 2008:
Are the words to “one meatball” posted anywhere?
Comment by DFI on 13 July 2008:
Here’s the lyrics to our version….
ONE MEATBALL
By Dr. Steve & Fidgert
A little sock walked, up and down.
To find an eating place in the town.
He read the menu, through and through,
To see what fifteen cents would do…
One Meatball
One Meatball
He could afford but one meatball.
He told the waiter who was near at hand,
About the simple dinner he had planned.
The guests were startled, one and all,
To hear the waiter, loudly call…
One Meatball
One Meatball
This little sock requires one meatball.
The little sock he felt, ill at ease,
He looked up and said, “Some bread sir, if you please.”
The waiter just hollered back down the hall,
“You gets no bread, not with one meatball!”
One Meatball
One Meatball
You gets no bread, not with one meatball!
(Fidgert solo)
The little sock, he felt very bad,
Because that one little meatball was all that he had.
And in his dreams he heard the call,
“You gets no bread, not with one meatball!”
One Meatball
One Meatball
You gets no bread, not with one meatball!
Repeat
Comment by S C Feist on 15 September 2010:
Victor Moore did a marvelous rendition of this
Comment by Ipodnerd on 25 July 2011:
Great song! This cover is much better than the original, if you ask me.